Tomorrow will be my gay lunch

I'm eating peanut butter swirl ice cream for breakfast. I had the best dream ever last night, even though it technically should have been filed under the "nightmare" category.

I was with the boys and to avoid getting hit by a train, Will drove us off of a cliff.

That should concern me because I hang out with the boys on a nightly basis and Will always drives us home. Last night, for instance, he drove us home.

I got completely wasted by total accident and danced with Keith all night. And then stared creepily at girls with Will. Fun times. Unfortunately it was a complete sausage fest last night.

Tomorrow I'm going to see my parents for the first time since August. This should be fascinating. I'm also going to hang out with some friends. My friend Alex and his boyfriend just got a new apartment and they're going to make me lunch. How cute.

Alex giving me directions to their new place: "Ok, as you come down you will see a big white mansion and a big gray mansion. We live in the gray one."