I've always received random compliments from strangers, as I'm sure most people do. You know, when you walk into a gas station and someone tells you "you have beautiful eyes" or they randomly greet you with "hey gorgeous!"
Well, as soon as I became single, these compliments tripled. Singleness must add a special glow to me or something.
I went to a club with Keith and we danced for hours straight after taking a few shots and I swear, so many men were trying to steal me from him. Now of course, I'm a lesbian, but as everyone knows, it's nice to be wanted.
By the end of the night I had one guy dancing behind me and one guy dancing in front of me (who I managed to lure over from the other side of the club). In the meantime I creepily stared down girls on either side of me. Muhahhahha.
I know, I'm awful.
In other news, I went to see my friend's band and he was up on stage. Not thinking he had his cell phone, I texted him, "Play at more bars so I can get wasted." As it turns out, his phone was in his back pocket. He fucking pulls it out on stage, looks at me, and bursts into laughter.
It made my night.
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