I am both amused and confused by the insanity that occurred last night. Actually, I'm wondering if I'm in the twilight zone.
I couldn't get them home. I had to basically drag them for a mile, them stopping at every chance they could to make out against something. It was definitely amusing. They had so many spectators. This one guy was so funny. He looked at them when they stopped for a second and said "Oh coming up for air, are we? That's good." I couldn't get them to walk straight either. I've never watched two people drunkenly bounce off of things that often in such a short period of time. They were like bouncy balls.
I've also never had so many men try to take me home in one night. I was minding my own business, dancing around like a crazy girl and every four seconds another guy would cut in and start laying on the creepyness. I've never said "I'm not into guys" so many times in one night. And they were so disappointed too. I must've had my shine on last night.
Anyway, in other news, I've been avoiding everything. I've been avoiding all of the tasks that my friends have given me. For instance, I told my friend Nikki that I'd do her resume weeks ago. I'm just so blah. I don't want to do anything. All I do anymore really is bake, cook, clean, and go out for the occasional drink or two. Oh, and write. I hope no one is taking it personally.
Kind of strange though because one of the only people other than Keely that I talk to on a regular basis right now is ... my mom. Yes, my fucking mom. I've made it a habit to call her every day after work, even if I have nothing to say. I just want to build a relationship with her. Maybe one day she will be less abrasive towards me. We shall see. We've progressed past talking only about the weather, which is a nice step.
I don't know. Life is good though, despite my inability to adhere to the promises that I've been making.
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