Glitter and Unicorns

I just had the most random night I've had in a long time. I mean, I've taken a break from posting ridiculous drinking stories because I know all of you are probably so bored by it. Besides, I have at least one ridiculous alcohol story a week.

Well, I had three ridiculous alcohol stories this week, but last night in particular sticks out.

Let me give you the short version.

I went to a bar. A really fucking classy looking bar. And I was dressed in jeans and a hoodie. So was my lesbian friend.

And it ended in me and her falling asleep on the couch in a house owned by a 40 year old man we've never met before at 6 in the morning covered in vodka, cigar scent, and donut glaze. Mind you, we were awoken by a straight guy jumping on top of us yelling "glitter and unicorns."

And then the 40 year old man bought us breakfast in the morning.

Um, what?!