My mom came out for me today. It was amusing. I was sitting down, eating lunch with my parents and grandmother. My dad got up to go to the bathroom.
Mom: Something's up.
Me: I feel like you can read my mind.
Mom: You're my daughter, I know you.
Me: I wonder what you think it is.
Mom: I have a few things in mind. There is one thing in particular that I don't want it to be. I would be very disappointed.
Me: It's most likely that one thing you don't want it to be.
Mom: *look of death* You're like Rocky and Angie aren't you.
(Rocky and Angie are my lesbian cousins)
Me: *coughs and chokes and laughs hysterically*
Mom: I am so disappointed
Me: *laughs even more*
And now I have to share the best part. My grandmother was so confused during the whole conversation. She kept saying "What?" And then at the end of the conversation she goes...
"Wait, so you're dating a black guy?"
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