Ice Wine

Last night was the most relaxing, yet fun night I've had in a long time. I met up with my friend Keely at an Irish pub. Her friend Troy tagged along. Within five minutes of being in the pub we met three people who hung out with us and acted like they knew us their entire lives.

One of them turns to Keely, who is obviously gay, and goes, "So I'm guessing you're a lesbian, right?"

Which led to a lot of funny questions that men typically ask lesbians. We ended up getting free shots out of it.

At one point one of the guys goes, "I bet girls are a lot more in touch with what makes another girl feel good. Us guys are all *rubs my head in a very vicious fashion while moaning* 'why isn't she feeling this?!' "

Too funny. They were even more amused after they found out that I was a lesbian too. They asked if me if I was Keely's girlfriend. Troy cut in and yelled, "No I'm Keely's girlfriend!"

Keely and Troy were so much fun. Vegetarian hipsters. Keely is all feminist and whatnot, you can tell. You walk into her apartment and it's covered in paintings and pictures of women being all strong. I actually love it. Her apartment is so awesome.

We played scrabble, drank ice wine, and walked her dog. Overall it was a very nice night.