How does "We all want to be home by midnight!" turn into "It's 3:15am and we are now all finally home."
I studied for an hour, Keith came over, we went on a nice little cruise.. then we invited Ricky out to go see my friend's band play.
A few beers later and I'm incorporating my beer glass into yoga poses, I'm petting some randos sideburns and pinky swearing that I will have sideburns the next time that I see him, I'm unclogging a toilet that someone else clogged, I'm climbing on the roof saving my best friend from jumping off, and I'm picking up my friend from a corner several blocks away because she drunkenly wandered off and never came back.
Clearly I'm the levelheaded one since all that I did was do yoga, admire facial hair, and save people.
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